Retirement Announcement

By | June 20, 2012

It’s time to step down—I have reached the pinnacle of my career. There can be no more glory, no more milestones to achieve. Another award-winning book would leave me flat. One more invitation to give a keynote speech, take a committee chair, or do a television special…uh-uh; give them to someone else.

Ahem. I am proud to announce that I have just been awarded the greatest of honors—I have been lampooned on Beavis and Butt-head. Yes, you heard it right. In the midst of a flurry of their signature putdowns, they distinguished me with the title of Gandalf, no less. To share in the moment—the glory—go to this page.

Now I’m sure you see that I just gotta quit while I’m on top. I plan on spending my golden years with a cold beer in one hand, a slice of pizza in the other, and my golden retriever at my feet, watching my moment in the sun over and over.

 


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